Do you know that sweets and laughter are responsible for the production of the hormone of joy, endorphin? But if you don't really eat sweets on a diet, then no one will forbid us to laugh. Let's get away from the eternal weight loss with the help of "dietary" humor. Lose weight with a positive mood!Faina Ranevskaya once noted that there are no fat women in the world, but only tight dresses.- If a woman, standing on the scales, sees the figure of one hundred kilograms, then for her the greatest pleasure is to meet the one who weighs 120.- Extra pounds are deposited where they are most noticeable.- Brain cells do not regenerate, but fat cells always live.- If you are afraid to eat too much at dinner and get better, drink 100 grams of cognac, it dulls the feeling of fear.- Doctor, help me, I need to lose weight urgently! - Then stick to the new progressive method of weight loss. Take tests three times a day, but keep in mind that you can not eat anything before them.A girl in the park, walking, eating pies. A young man is watching her. After the sixth pie, he says: "Why should there be so many harmful things? You'll get better, you'll get bad skin..." - And my great-grandfather lived to be 102 years old. - Did you eat 6 pies a day? - No, I just didn't mind my own business.- Today's women hide their weight, not their age.The police: - I lost my wife. She was on a diet and became disoriented in space. - Write her description in the application. - Okay, but when you find it, do not show the description in any case. I might not survive."Darling, don't you think I'm the perfect woman?" "You're even more than that. "How much?" "About thirty kilos."- My wife started visiting a nutritionist and lost five thousand rubles in two weeks.- Overweight girls are good for shade in summer, and for warmth in the cold.- There are no overweight women, there are those who are not tall enough.- When you finally reach your ideal weight, you immediately want to distribute it differently.- Kolobok meets a fox. "What, red, do you want to eat me?" Don't even think about 600 calories.At a nutritionist's appointment. - Doctor, the diet has exhausted me, yesterday I almost bit off my husband's finger. - Well, as a snack, it's quite okay, only 50 calories.- I'm curious, are there any effective medicines for hunger? Of course there are, they are called cutlets!- Doctor, I really want to lose weight! Is there any cure for excess weight? - Of course there is! Here's a jar of pills, but don't take them. Just pour them on the floor four times a day and lift them one at a time.I wish you a positive mood on a diet! Beyond the initial welcome package, 1xbet provides ongoing rewards through various promotional codes. Using 1xbet promo code can unlock free spins on new slot releases, sometimes offering 20 to 50 spins. Similarly, a 1xbet promo code for free bet can provide you with risk-free wagers for major sports events. The key is to know how to get 1xbet promo code updates; the best method is to visit their official promotions page or trusted affiliate sites. This ensures you always have access to the 1xbet latest promo code for maximum benefits.

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